Some of you may have heard that Netflix has a new show streaming called “Sizzling Bacon.” It’s 20 minutes of … well, I probably shouldn’t spoil the surprise.

But I can’t help myself … [SPOILER ALERT] at one point a hand appears with a pair of tongs to flip the bacon … it could be Kevin Bacon, but we aren’t shown clearly. That’s one of the fascinating things about this show; there’s so much ambiguity and nuance. Which is why it will probably be cancelled soon.